Posted on March 27, 2015 11:50 PM
A common customer we often encounter is someone who will never be satisfied with the product - I like to call them: the bizarro-Goldilocks customers - whatever they buy is either too much this way or too little another way and never just-right.
Posted on March 26, 2015 11:01 PM
There is no good reason why I should be ungenerous with my readers and since I don't need an excuse to celebrate God's gift to male eyeballs, here, for my readers' enjoyment, are 13 great sideboobs.
Posted on March 25, 2015 12:01 PM
Paradoxically many people store furniture for bigger or second homes but then decide they don’t want to clutter up their new home with old stuff in storage and end up buying newer, nicer things (while continuing to pay to store the old ones anyway).
Posted on March 24, 2015 09:42 PM
Islamic science has determined that women who wear revealing clothing are to blame for earthquakes. I suppose the sight of Kate Upton's sideboob should easily destroy the known Universe.
Posted on March 21, 2015 10:37 AM
Al Sharpton picked up his morning copy of the Daily News and his hands began to shake; the headline read: "Black unemployment reaches lowest levels in decades, black poverty to virtually be eliminated by 2020."
Posted on March 19, 2015 01:07 AM
Less tea, same price. Hiding inflation in mini-reductions.
Posted on March 17, 2015 10:35 AM
The following promotional video for Fortnight Lingerie seems to be an accurate tutorial on administering CPR; however there is one thing wrong, can you spot it?
Posted on March 16, 2015 07:39 PM
You won't see any of these rappers admitting they were mistaken about the Michael Brown shooting.
Posted on March 14, 2015 12:07 AM
If Millennials had seen the film Network they would learn that "Since few Americans read or think for themselves, and television is their only “truth,” they must save themselves by turning off their television sets." Perhaps then there would have been fewer idiots believing the media-driven lie that Michael Brown had his hands up begging not to be shot.
Posted on March 12, 2015 10:18 AM
I never add baby carrots to my soups, stews or salads because baby carrots are not the same breed of carrots as adult carrots and are meant only to be eaten as snacks.
Posted on February 28, 2015 09:08 AM
Jewish settlers drained swamps to develop land that had been uninhabitable for centuries.
Posted on February 27, 2015 08:52 PM
"This is the fault of ignorant and dangerous people," I told my wife. She tried to correct me - you mean, "vicious and savage animals. If ISIS is anything, they are vicious and savage animals."
I replied, "I wasn't talking about ISIS,
Posted on February 26, 2015 10:32 AM
There is no difference between allowing extremists to fabricate bombs in their homes or allowing parents to radicalize their young in their homes.
Posted on February 25, 2015 12:14 PM
Consider these two Jihadists: both have degrees from Baruch College, both are married with children. They are not poor, uneducated extremists. They are well-to-do, college-educated professionals; jobs for Jihadists, really Obama, you Bozo?
Posted on February 24, 2015 11:59 PM
What's truly laughable about the notion of jobs for jihadists is that Obama can't get jobs for Americans, how's he going to get jobs for Muslims in third world sh*tholes?
Posted on February 23, 2015 11:20 AM
I finally got my blog software to stop crapping out on me. To celebrate this event, allow me to present some sick jokes in my continuing series of Muslim Jokes.
Posted on January 7, 2015 11:19 PM
One day, we will see daily jihadist attacks on our streets. When that becomes unbearable to our citizenry, hopefully we will have a President unafraid to call Islam an enemy of civilized peoples everywhere. On that day political correctness will not hold us back from doing what is morally imperative for our survival.
Posted on December 24, 2014 12:21 PM
Bad employees can take the joy out of being your on boss.
Posted on December 16, 2014 09:33 AM
It seems large professional organizations are not spending money on proofreading their articles or their ad copy.
Posted on December 12, 2014 11:19 PM
The absurd phrase "Hands Up - Don't Shoot" seems destined to be one of the biggest lies of the century, excluding of course the actual biggest lie that "Islam is a religion of peace."
Posted on December 11, 2014 09:15 AM
When not planning the murders of innocent infidels, Osama spent leisure time with his favorite concubines, seen here in this selfie.
Posted on December 10, 2014 09:35 AM
The race-baiters have it all wrong: in reality the safest thing for blacks is to be around whites. The most dangerous thing for whites is to be around blacks.