Here is an idiot Husband and uncaring father


By Bernie on 01 Apr 2006




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The President of The National Association of Desperate Husbands has the following complaints:


Even though our two month old daughter refuses to sleep without my wife holding her, and my two year son won’t even attempt to sleep without his pacifier, my wife still refuses to take my advice about how to fix these problems before they start to bring even more stress into our marriage.

After begging and pleading with my wife (because I adore and love her dearly) to stop spoiling our children and ignoring my feelings, I’ve decided enough is enough. So I went on strike — and moved to the roof of our home.

This is my last-ditch effort! Now, I have absolutely no intentions on making my wife out to be some bad parent. My wife is a great mom, I just feel she’s going about a few things the wrong way.

I don’t want our marriage to suffer. I’m on strike from all things marriage related when I’m on the roof, in the backyard or living in the garage.

My goal is to also send a message to wives everywhere that:”Husbands have feeling too" I’ll be sure to keep you updated on my journey!


What a maroon. Children should be spoiled and loved. I suppose this idiot probably thinks it's OK to beat children as well. These are your children - they belong in bed with you. And taking a pacifier away from your child before he's 4 years old will lead to a noisy, whiny brat - which is what you are. I can see that your mother took the pacifier away from you at an early age (we see the result).

My two boys slept in our bed until they were ten and they came out loving, decent, law-abiding, smart, well-behaved, solid citizens. Here's some advice you anal-retentive unloving bastard:

binkieGo back to your home, hug your children and love them for the first time in their lives. If your children need a pacifier - let them have it. It will not harm them. Taking it away will.

Keeping children in a crib away from the bedroom is cruel and selfish. This is the age when they most need to hear your wife's heart beating and feel the softness and warmth of her skin. Exactly when did you plan on hugging and loving your children if not now?

Love your children and stop worrying about your dick - you dick.

I think it is time this nation seriously considered requiring a license to have children after a suitable course on how to bring them up. After all, bringing up children badly is more dangerous than a driver who doesn't know the rules of the road.



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