Osama Bin Laden`s Thursday 13
By Bernie on 10 Aug 2006
A recently unearthed To-DO list belonging to Osama Bin Laden shows that the terror leader is a hands on, detail-minded administrator. Nothing is too small for his attention. I have culled the top 13 things on his to-do list. Enjoy:
1. Cancel Photoshop classes for Mujib, Hassan and Abu.
2. Have Hassan give Fatima 40 lashes then send her a burqa and tell the bitch to keep her face covered, for Allah's sake!
3. Tell BBC editors I approve their use of word EXTREMISTS as a substitute for ISLAMIC FASCISTS. Send a generous check. We have no greater friend than the infidel dogs at the BBC.
4. Tell Hassan to burn photos of Cindy Sheehan as they come in the mail. Why does that infidel whore keep sending me despicable images of herself?
5. Send anthrax to infidel-at-plancksconstant.org
6. Send 100 pounds of cave dirt to the New York Times with instructions to be more careful. Even Mujib, who is only a little smarter than the goat, noticed the supposed "dead man" was as clean as an Oasis flower.
7. Get Hassan to print out a copy of the Zionist Babes of the IDF. Mujib's goat not so pretty to the eye from behind. The words of the prophet (peace be upon him) are true: little is the comfort of this life, as compared with the hereafter.
8. Send two more cases of MSM Cream to the infidel idiots at Daily KOS. They are almost out. Allah forbid they ever become smart and find out they are playing into our hands.
9. Have Hassan whip himself 40 times for forgetting to send campaign moneys for the re-election of the infidel whore Cynthia McKinney. She hates the Zionist pigs even more than my own relatives and so it is with a heavy heart that I see her depart from the political scene. Very sad.
10. Ahhh, Allah giveth and Allah taketh away, Praise be to Allah: Ned Lamont has promised to deprive the Great Satan of funds to continue in Iraq. Send a check.
11. Send money to buy more ice for Hezbollah's refrigerated trucks. Suggest to Nasrallah that they consider using foodsaver storage bags when they recycle the Qana babies for the next Zionist massacre.
12. Buy a frame for my high school photo.
13. Order more checks.
This has been a Thursday 13 post [#4] and is updated on certain Thursdays.
Related posts:
Atlas Shrugs - CAIR BASHES BUSH ON "ISLAMIC FASCISM", Excerpt: CAIR is calling out President Bush for finally calling the enemy what it is -- Islamic fascism. If CAIR loved freedom, justice and the American way, they would be denouncing Hezb'Allah, Ahmadinejad and aiding law enforcement in cracking sleeper cells in our great country.
sister toldjah - American Muslims "concerned” with Bush’s use of the term "Islamic fascists”, Excerpt: If that isn’t the height of chutzpah I don’t know what is! The Brits just foiled a terrorist plot that could have caused massive loss of life, perhaps even made 9-11 pale in comparison, and these clowns want to urge Bush and other public officials trying to combat such plots to restrain themselves?
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