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The Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

2
The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.

3
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive; with NO memory

4
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting

5
The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

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The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did

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The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back

8
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after one byte

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The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB

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The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted or your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC

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The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care

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The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files

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The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Turns your hard disk into a 3.5-inch floppy.... then discards it through Windows.

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