Google Girl
By Bernie on 19 Sep 2006
For many men, especially those who are not extremely rich or powerful or famous, it can sometimes be intimidating to approach a beautiful woman and offer some smalltalk to break the ice. However, the right t-shirt can help the conversation get started. So what do you say to a girl wearing a Google tee-shirt?
Perhaps,
1) "Boy, am I feeling lucky!"
2) "Excuse me, I believe I was searching for you."
3) "Yahoooooooooo!"
4) "Do you realize that your shirt is telling me to go ogle?"
5) "How do you feel about some safe search?"
6) "Hi, just to let you know, I give you a page rank of 10."
7) "WHOA!!! GOOGLA BOOGLA!"
8) "So how do you find things lately?
Of course none of these really will work. But if you are extremely wealthy and she knows it, then a simple 'Hi!' will do.
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