13 Secret Muslim Tee-Shirt Slogans
By Bernie on 30 Apr 2008
Those of us who follow the Muslim scene are familiar with the cry "Allah Akbar" (God is Great!) just before some poor infidel is beheaded or a school bus full of children goes boom. What you may not know is that under the burqa, under the hijab, under the chador, many Muslim women wear jeans and American-style blouses or tee-shirts. Similarly, under the robe, under the galabeyas, under the tunics, one may find many Muslim men wearing tee-shirts. And just as in this country, the tee-shirts are imprinted with clever or funny slogans appropriate to Islamic culture.
Here, under great danger to myself, I have collected 13 secret Muslim slogans imprinted on Islamic tee-shirts that dirty kaffirs like you and me never see.
1
Hijab is Our Right
and Our Men will
Kill us to defend
that right
2
A balanced life is a goat testicle in each hand
3
Dear Daughter:
See it from my point of view
- or Die!
4
Join al Qaeda
Travel the World
Meet Interesting People
and Kill Them
5
The Hijab
Helping ugly women get laid since 642 A.D.
6
Death to Those who call us violent!
7
Brains aren't everything
8
Welcome to Islam
1400 Years of History
Unimpeded by Progress
9
If life serves you lemons
make improvised lemon explosives.
10
If at First you Don't Succeed
Blame the Jews
11
Welcome to Saudi Arabia
Set Your Watch Back 1400 years.
12
Allah grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I can, and
the wisdom to hide the bodies of those who have dishonored me.
13
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
This has been a Thursday 13 post [# 30] and is updated on certain Thursdays.
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