Paris Hilton for President
By Bernie on 07 Aug 2008
Just listen to her energy proposal. Not bad for a bimbo. So listen up America, if we are hell-bent on electing someone who has no experience and whose only redeeming feature is charisma, we could do far worse than electing Paris Hilton; we could elect Barack Obama.
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At least we know one thing, if President Paris Hilton warns Russia or China to stop working against our interests or she'll blow everyone to hell, they'll think that's a good thing.
And what I wouldn't pay to see President Hilton walking hand-in-hand with Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah at Hilton's chicken ranch in Las Vegas to discuss the price of lubricating oil gel.
I know that my right wing readers may complain that both Hilton and Obama suck and my only response is: true - so very true.
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