Coroner Results of Michael Jackson Death
By Bernie on 01 Jul 2009
Although the cause of Michael Jackson's death will not be known for several weeks, the Los Angeles County Coroner was able to determine that Michael Jackson was 89% plastic at the time of his death. Accordingly, as per his last wishes, he will be melt down into Legos so that little children will be legally allowed to play with him.
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