One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere...

The 1st Italian man has killed the other for the Italian woman.

The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois"...

The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman

The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman, and she is waiting for someone to introduce her to the American men.

The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.

The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own and the true nature of feminism. But at least it's not snowing and the taxes are low.

The American woman has filed a law suit for sexual harassment against both American men, and they are suing each other for libel. The woman has also become a Scientologist and is having an affair with the Bulgarian woman. One of the men has become a Bahaist and befriended the wildlife on the island, while the second has become a born-again Christian and attends counseling sessions with the two Swedish men.

The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture, because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't getting any...

The first Russian man married the Russian woman and divorced her. He is the best customer of the Irish distillery.

The other Russian man made money by actually killing the Italian on contract and by arranging exit visas for the Bulgarians; with that he acquired a controlling 33.33% share in the Irish distillery including the world-wide distribution rights to the English and he hired the Greeks as sales agents. He employs both Germans as bodyguards (hence the strict schedule) both for himself and for his Russian girlfriend, and has promised the Bulgarian woman that she can become the maid of their first child. He regularly sees the Swedish woman "to learn English".

In the mean time, the French still think they are alone on the island.

Some bloggers have copied this joke and changed the nationalities to suit their particular geography or stereotypes, for example:

• The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.

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• The two Australian men beat each other senseless fighting over theAustralian woman, who is
  checking out all the other men, after calling them both 'bloody wankers".

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• Two Arab men and one Arab woman:

  The two Arab men rape and kill all the infidel women and then search the island for goats.


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• The Argentine woman is bored to death while the two Argentine men talk about soccer and about how great they are in bed.





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Some visitors to my blog may view jokes about blondes, the Irish, Red Sox supporters, Muslims, etc., tantamount to racism. If you feel this way, here is my sincere apology.

On the other hand, if you enjoy blonde jokes here is certainly the Best Blonde Joke Ever.








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