-Dogs from Planck's Constant Archives

Posted on February 8, 2012 09:52 PM

Had Kyle Dyer read my warning not to put her face close to any dog, she would have a prettier face today.

Read the Rest: News Anchor on Live TV Gets Deserved Bite from Rescued Dog

Posted on September 21, 2011 06:49 PM

Please be advised---I am sick and tired of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six illegal aliens wearing Obama tee shirts ...

Read the Rest: My Dog Mauled Six Illegal Aliens Wearing Obama Tee Shirts

Posted on June 26, 2011 10:40 PM

The tendency to be temperamental, a reputation for being suspicious of everyone but his owner, and a clannish dislike of any breed but his own makes the Chihuahua an unsuitable pet for households with small or boisterous children.

Read the Rest: Are Chihuahuas Smart Dogs or Plain Stupid

Posted on January 14, 2011 11:11 PM

One of my employees in Bayonne missed work for a few days. Seems her pet bull, which she's had since it was a puppy, nearly ripped off her nose. It required over 20 stitches to put it back.

Read the Rest: One of My Employees Gets Bitten on the Nose

Posted on September 30, 2010 03:32 PM

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Someone has to protect the children. Since most people who own big dogs around little children are too stupid to protect their own kids, we should have laws that prohibit the ownership of any dog that is larger than the smallest child in the family.

Read the Rest: Nintendogs Blamed For Dog Attack

Posted on July 18, 2010 04:20 PM

Dallas area mayor Jayne Peters, 55, killed herself and her 19-year-old daughter, Corinne, yesterday leaving a note saying the two were grieving over the death two years ago of their husband and father from cancer.

Read the Rest: Depression Dogs and Death

Posted on October 16, 2008 08:47 PM

As a rule, most criminals are not particularly bright, a fact that gives law enforcement a fighting chance against lousy odds. But once in a while you see a little flash of cleverness that has to be abstractly appreciated despite the way that it was employed.

Read the Rest: The Purple Poodle Bandit and the Craigslist Caper

Posted on June 18, 2008 05:18 PM

A mother woke Saturday afternoon to find her one-month-old baby bleeding after a dog had apparently attacked him. ... Police say the child's testicles had been pulled out of the scrotum.

Read the Rest: Even Small Dogs are Not Safe Around Infants

Posted on May 1, 2008 03:00 PM

Chihuahuas are perhaps the dumbest dogs on this planet and the noisiest. I've had at least 6 of them in the past 32 years.

Read the Rest: Scuba Diving Chihuahua

Posted on February 27, 2008 03:08 PM

When I was 12 we acquired an albino German Shepherd puppy, a breed known to be superb animals as to obedience training, however, as we were later to learn,

Read the Rest: Albino Dogs and Mutant Religions

Posted on January 6, 2008 04:12 PM

Big Dogs are not Safe around Little Children, no matter how well trained the dog is, no matter how long the animal has been in your family, no matter how many times the dog has been oh-so-cute around little children before.

Read the Rest: Are Big Dogs Safe around Little Children

Posted on September 27, 2007 08:51 AM

And you can't tell me that dogs can't sense a potentially terrible disaster well in advance. Simply said, a good ol' hound dog just KNOWS when something isn't right... when impending doom is upon us.

Read the Rest: Your Dog can save America from Disaster

Posted on August 30, 2007 05:24 PM

Now that Trouble, Leona Helmsley's pooch, has entered the world history books as a rich and famous dog, I was thinking this would be an appropriate time to list 12 other famous dogs of the modern era.

Read the Rest: 13 Famous Dogs

Posted on August 29, 2007 05:49 PM

Of course, we may have to take into consideration that the dog deserves every penny, 12 mil may not be enough compensation for living with that bitch.

Read the Rest: Moron Leona Helmsley leaves dog 12 million bucks

Posted on August 22, 2007 08:25 PM

my advice to Michael Vick if he really wants to get off without losing his career or sponsors: Convert to Islam. In Islam it is a blessing to kill dogs

Read the Rest: Michael Vick would be smart to convert to Islam

Posted on October 20, 2006 10:44 AM

I recently read a sad article that each year in the United States, 22 million dogs are abandoned. The average length of time most people keep a dog is only two years — but the average lifespan of a dog is 15 years.

Read the Rest: How Many Dogs fit in a car trunk?

Posted on September 26, 2006 08:08 AM

In my previous post about Dog Bites - National Disgrace, I mentioned that poorly socialized dogs were part of the problem; here is another: dressing them in embarrassing and humiliating costumes:

Read the Rest: Why Dogs Bite People

Posted on September 12, 2006 09:44 AM

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?"

Read the Rest: Where do Pets come From?

Posted on May 27, 2006 05:08 PM

They may be frustrated, but the volunteers hoping to help rescue a missing champion whippet are doggedly determined to keep up the search even though it’s been three months.

Read the Rest: Official search for dog continues - but here`s the real story

Posted on May 23, 2006 01:01 AM

Suppose every day there were 14,000 toasters blowing up and injuring their owners! You know we would have Congress up in arms promising legislation to fix the problem.

Read the Rest: National Disgrace - Dog Attacks

Posted on January 26, 2006 11:55 PM

How stupid can parents be? If your family dog weighs more than any child in your family get rid of the dog. If you want a big dog around to protect your home think about this: The chances that the victim of a fatal dog attack will be a burglar are one in 177; the odds that it will be a child are 7 out of 10.