Posted on November 24, 2008 10:32 PM

Yes, it's true, perfume sprays can kill you.
Of course, millions of people use fragrance sprays without dying, but actually death is just the canary in the mine. Hundreds of millions who use perfumed sprays, deoderants, room fresheners, candles, and other stink-pots end up with asthma which now affects 1 in 4 urban children
Posted on November 16, 2008 05:04 PM

Listen ladies, the purpose of perfume is to enhance the natural fragrance of the human body, not to smother it as a cat shoves litter over its feces. Perfume should be applied gently and sparsely. Pretend you are atomizing microscopic droplets of diamonds - be very frugal. Let me tell you the correct way to apply perfume to the delicate female form.