-Scarlett Johansson from Planck's Constant Archives

Posted on October 5, 2011 11:31 PM

Earlier this year someone hacked Scarlett Johansson's iPhone and stole two nude photos of the sexy actress which have now made their way onto the Internet.

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Posted on March 30, 2011 10:35 PM

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Constant reader M.H. complains that I haven't posted anything steamy about Scarlet Johansson so far this year. He is quite correct, my last article Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson Lock Lips, was written last June.

Read the Rest: Scarlett Johansson Gets Her Shirt Ripped Off

Posted on June 7, 2010 06:00 PM

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Now we've seen kisses between women before on the MTV Movie Awards, but last night's was one of the best: Sandra Bullock was accepting the MTV Generation Award when she planted a good one on Scarlett Johansson.

Read the Rest: Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson Lock Lips

Posted on March 1, 2010 11:14 PM

Scarlett Johansson in her role as Black Widow in Iron Man 2

Whenever I see a list of the supposedly most beautiful celebrities, I am disappointed if talent, grace and charm are not also considered in addition to beauty. So I was not disappointed to note that the Chicago Tribune did not overlook those qualities when they selected Scarlett Johansson as their number one choice.

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Posted on February 1, 2010 03:56 PM

If Muslim women start this new fashion of bombs in breasts, then I wonder how that will affect the anti-war group known as Breasts Not Bombs.

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Posted on August 7, 2008 09:32 PM

Scarlett Johansson at Carleton's Sayles-Hill Campus Center

A few months ago you might have read that Scarlett Johansson and Obama were trading text messages between each other.

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Posted on May 14, 2007 06:52 PM

Well it's time again to roll out America's main secret weapon against Islamic infiltration: Beautiful Bosoms!

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Posted on April 5, 2007 06:21 PM

Here's a music video with a twofer: Bob Dylan singing and Scarlett Johansson cavorting. It doesn't get any better than this.

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Posted on February 23, 2007 11:17 PM

In contrast to recent celebrity train-wrecks that don't know how to handle pot, a grateful Scarlett is seen here lovingly holding the golden pudding pot. She was playfully subjected to a series of light-hearted jibes about her age, her curvaceous figure and her habit of starring alongside older men.

Read the Rest: Tasty, Hasty Pudding Award for Scarlett Johansson

Posted on December 11, 2006 05:01 PM

The early 30s before the Hays Code began to be enforced was a great period in Hollywood when "anything goes" was a ruling theme. Modern viewers would hardly get excited over the bra-less Harlow in the photo above, but since I have always been a dirty old man, even in my youth, it still excites me.

Read the Rest: Scarlett Johansson and Jean Harlow

Posted on October 31, 2006 02:38 AM

In Touch Magazine recently did a scientific study and concluded that Scarlett owned the best pair of breasts in Hollywood, followed closely by Jessica Simpson and Salma Hayek;

Read the Rest: Sexiest Woman Alive - Scarlett Johansson

Posted on September 2, 2006 01:38 PM

I came to America in 1949. The next year I was in kindergarten in New York City. Right after school my mother would drop me off at the RKO theater near 149th Street and Broadway.

Read the Rest: The Black Dahlia - Scarlett Johansson

Posted on July 21, 2006 01:02 PM

I know what you are thinking: I am just throwing sexy photos of Scarlett Johansson into this discussion of Muslim intolerance of Western Culture because I am a sick, demented, obsessed-with-beautiful women pervert.
Yes, It is true. I am an All-American Male.

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Posted on July 2, 2006 05:01 PM

This is what a beauty of Danish-Polish/Jewish descent looks like. At the premiere of her movie, Match Point, she wore a very festive dress with some extreme low-cut action.

Read the Rest: Scarlett Johansson Busting Out All Over - Match Point - Photos

Posted on May 11, 2006 05:44 PM

Back in December Scarlett Johansson had signed a four million dollar contract with L'Oreal. But now she's balking at taking off her clothes for their new campaign:

Read the Rest: No nude for L`Oreal - Scarlett Johansson

Posted on May 10, 2006 04:55 PM

The 21-year-old actress is emulating the famous scene from Disney's 1964 film Mary Poppins, where Julie Andrews floats over London clutching her umbrella.

Read the Rest: Scarlett Johansson and The Nanny Diaries

Posted on February 7, 2006 02:42 PM

Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley both naked on the same page is almost too much for me. Here they are on the Vanity Fair March Hollywood Issue cover (on newsstands in New York and L.A. tomorrow on February 8, nationally on February 14. The shoot was done at Suite A studio in New York City on November 11, 2005. Now where was I on that fateful day?

Read the Rest: Scarlett Johansson Exposed - OMFG - and Keira Knightley too

Posted on January 23, 2006 11:21 PM

If you haven't seen The Island yet, stop reading!
The film didn't seem to get good reviews although I found it entertaining if I let my mind go into numb mode.

Read the Rest: The Island - Scarlett Johansson

Posted on January 20, 2006 04:44 PM

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Scarlett Johansson, the stunning 21-year-old beauty - who is from Polish-Jewish and Danish descent (what a combo) - signed a $4 million deal last month to become the new face of cosmetics giant L'Oreal.