Emails from Planck's Constant Archives

Posted on February 6, 2012 11:53 PM

We're constantly clubbed on the head with the claim that the Muslim world condemns 9/11, abhors 9/11, etc. - Yet every day Shirts like this are mass produced, marketed, and sold by street venders thru out the Middle East...

Read the Rest: High Fashion in the Mosque

Posted on January 30, 2012 11:51 PM

Food stamp enrollment is on the rise. Last year, the numbers had reached nearly 46 million individuals and 21 million households on the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP).

Read the Rest: How Do You Starve An Obama Supporter?

Posted on January 23, 2012 09:35 PM

My sexy next-door neighbor says to me, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to get drunk, have a good time, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?"

Read the Rest: My Sexy Next-door Neighbor Comes Over and Knocks on my Door

Posted on January 22, 2012 09:44 PM

If you've been looking for jobs you can do at home, you've probably come across those that promise $200, $500,or even $1,000 EVERY single day, working just 15-30 minutes a day!

Read the Rest: The Work From Home Scam

Posted on January 16, 2012 11:45 PM

English food writer, journalist and broadcaster Nigella Lawson

This woman is 52.

She is Nigella Lawson… a TV cook, who eats meat, butter, and desserts ...

Read the Rest: Domestic Goddess Nigella Lawson and Looking Good

Posted on December 28, 2011 10:47 PM

There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad .

Read the Rest: Change Your Underwear Often

Posted on September 21, 2011 06:49 PM

Please be advised---I am sick and tired of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six illegal aliens wearing Obama tee shirts ...

Read the Rest: My Dog Mauled Six Illegal Aliens Wearing Obama Tee Shirts

Posted on July 21, 2011 11:22 PM

My attorney and constant reader B.W. sent me the following email. Except for the last paragraph, it is a true copy of a letter to the editor of the Waco Tribune-Herald sent by Alfred W. Evans, of Gatesville, Texas.

Read the Rest: Put Me In Charge Of Food Stamps

Posted on June 1, 2011 10:49 PM

I received the following email from a reader which illustrates perfectly the English phrase: "What Goes Around... Comes Around." I wish it were actually a true letter sent to our arrogant and inept President.

Read the Rest: What If Hawaii Were not a State?

Posted on May 28, 2011 07:25 PM

I offer this quick and succinct guide to religions. No long-winded treatises, no boring and useless dogma.

Read the Rest: The Quick Guide to Religions

Posted on May 25, 2011 09:32 PM

The oldest son of eighteen children in an impoverished, dysfunctional family, Paul left home at the age of eleven and lived on the streets of Lewiston for two years, making a meager living shining shoes.

Read the Rest: Watch Out for the New Maine Governor Paul LePage

Posted on April 30, 2011 10:24 PM

After a shopping trip that racked up $55 worth of groceries for which she only paid $11, my daughter-in-law finally became hooked on their value.

Read the Rest: Government Now Printing Coupons for One Gallon of Gasoline

Posted on April 10, 2011 09:21 PM

While the original Grimm Brothers version is a fairy tale, what you are about to read is so true and accurate that chills will run up and down your spine.

Read the Rest: Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs & Obama

Posted on April 5, 2011 09:11 PM

My many Mooslim readers from abroad have probably never seen a moose. It must seem strange indeed with a camel's hump and a horse's face, so when they come upon scenes like the following they naturally want to ask...

Read the Rest: A Legal Question for Mooslims

Posted on March 29, 2011 03:42 PM

This is quite a strange old tool - do you know what it is? Believe it or not, it is now an essential and integral part of the New Health Care Program ...

Read the Rest: Tobacco Smoke Enemas and Obamacare

Posted on February 9, 2011 01:39 PM

There are people out there that revel in their ignorance. There are people out there that believe what they want to believe despite the evidence, despite logic, despite all cogent arguments against their beliefs.

Read the Rest: Spartans Bad - Muslims Good

Posted on February 3, 2011 10:26 PM

Swiss People’s Party suggesting that Switzerland is at risk of Islamization

As proof that Europe made a terrible mistake killing six million creative and inventive Jews and replacing them with 20 million worthless Muslims, the email also includes a list of 7 supposed Muslim Nobel Prize winners against a list of 129 Jewish Nobel Laureates.

Read the Rest: Who Wrote ALL EUROPEAN LIFE DIED IN AUSCHWITZ?

Posted on January 30, 2011 09:52 PM

If you cross the cuban border illegally, you will be thrown into political prison to rot.

Read the Rest: If You Cross the Border Illegally you get this

Posted on January 24, 2011 10:15 PM

the U.S. has five percent of the world's population and a full quarter of the world's prisoners

Let’s put the seniors in jail and the criminals in nursing homes.

This would correct two things in one motion:

Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.

They would receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical...

Read the Rest: Old People Should be Put in Jail

Posted on January 4, 2011 10:59 AM

artist Shark Toof graffiti of Obama-Frankenstein

Although the following first three statements by doctors are not to be taken seriously, the last statement however is no joke and actually occurred in real life. It is a cautionary tale of what can happen when medical procedures go agley.

Read the Rest: How Obama Got His Job

Posted on December 8, 2010 07:13 PM

Then it occurred to me that NASCAR is not just racing cars, it's a symbol of American competitiveness in one of the world's most dangerous of sports. Throw in hot babes and beer and you have the quintessence of American pastimes.

Read the Rest: A NASCAR Christmas

Posted on November 30, 2010 08:44 PM

Even though these were not specifically designed for TSA agents, this does not mean they will not enjoy viewing the following images. In addition, as a treat for my Muslim readers who are in the medical trade, let me assure you that you will find equal pleasure in the knowledge that the models used in these X-rays are juicy infidel whores ripe for rape and torture.

Read the Rest: Miss TSA 2011 Calendar

Posted on November 12, 2010 10:38 AM

If you are wondering what a Turd Burglar is, here is one Urban Dictionary definition: "n: One who repeatedly tries to open a locked bathroom stall door."

Read the Rest: Contents of the Obama Stimulas Package Revealed

Posted on October 27, 2010 03:35 PM

The Palestinians want their own country. There's just one thing about that: There are no Palestinians. It's a made up word. Israel was called Palestine for two thousand years. Like "Wiccan," "Palestinian" sounds ancient but is really a modern invention. Before the Israelis won the land in war, Gaza was owned by Egypt, and there were no "Palestinians" then, and the West Bank was owned by Jordan, and there were no "Palestinians" then. As soon as the Jews took over and started growing oranges as big as basketballs, what do you know, say hello to the "Palestinians," weeping for their deep bond with their lost "land" and "nation."