In my article Converting to Islam - The Big Lie I wrote that "There are approximately 20,000 idiots a year converting to Islam". I received a number of emails at the time calling me a bigot for making the remark. Well, here's proof that you have to be an idiot to convert to Islam:...

Read the Rest:  Only Idiots Willingly Become Muslims

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So when I first heard that Britney had shaved it all off I said that I already saw her without panties on and that was old news. "No, you idiot," my wife says, "she shaved the top of her head!" Oh. Well, I can understand that. In 1984 I discovered two earth-shaking things:

Read the Rest:  I went bald too, so leave Britney alone

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I am not interested in their divorce. I started writing this post about a yellow snake. Oh, you thought the title referred to Kevin Federline? No.

Read the Rest:  Britney Spears and that Snake

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If she keeps getting bigger (chestwise) I have no choice but to continue posting these photos of her.

Read the Rest:  Oops, Spears switched religions again

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