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Posted on January 30, 2012 11:51 PM

Food stamp enrollment is on the rise. Last year, the numbers had reached nearly 46 million individuals and 21 million households on the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP).

Read the Rest: How Do You Starve An Obama Supporter?

Posted on November 21, 2011 11:46 PM

I have been hunting for a number of years but I've never gone with my wife. But this season I finally decided to take her hunting with me.

Read the Rest: I Took My Wife Hunting this Deer Season

Posted on November 3, 2011 10:13 PM

Of all the handy books in the world none is more true or accurate than "The Quran for Dummies."

Read the Rest: The Quran For Dummies

Posted on September 21, 2011 06:49 PM

Please be advised---I am sick and tired of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six illegal aliens wearing Obama tee shirts ...

Read the Rest: My Dog Mauled Six Illegal Aliens Wearing Obama Tee Shirts

Posted on February 2, 2011 11:09 AM

I help to explain with the aid of an audio-visual technique the principle of Independent Front Suspension. However, proceed with caution, in some Muslim work places this video may be NSFW.

Read the Rest: Video - The Truth About Independent Front Suspension

Posted on January 28, 2011 11:58 PM

Well this may be the snowiest January in history, but that does not mean my wife and I can't enjoy the brief sunshine that came out earlier today.

Read the Rest: Enjoying the Snow

Posted on December 27, 2010 11:41 PM

Check out how the new TSA Security Scanner works by moving the cursor over the person to check for plastic explosives or suspicious metal objects. In most cases, this is a relatively quick procedure, however, there are times when the scan can take several minutes.

Read the Rest: New TSA Security Scanner You Do From Home But NSFW

Posted on November 12, 2010 08:46 AM

I sometimes hear the excuse that Black comics can make jokes about white people but the reverse is racist because blacks are not the "Man," that because of slavery, white people can never make jokes about Blacks.

I do not agree.

Read the Rest: Offensive Photo of the Day 12 Nov 2010

Posted on November 9, 2010 03:01 PM

I have had this photo of then-Senator Hillary Clinton since February 2006 along with this headline from a Huffington Post article: "Since When Has It Been Part Of American Patriotism To Keep Our Mouths Shut?" waiting for inspiration for an article to wrap around both of them.

Read the Rest: When is it Patriotic To Keep Our Mouths Shut?

Posted on July 31, 2010 04:28 PM

Model Mary Segovia says that plastic surgeon Dr Jose Manus Barvaria, left her nipples “uneven” when he performed a breast implant on her last month. Ms. Segovia says she has contacted a lawyer and plans to file suit in the National Court of Justice in Mexico City.

Read the Rest: Cock-eyed Breasts and Frivolous Lawsuits

Posted on March 10, 2010 12:57 PM

Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has now identified with certainty the heaviest element known to science.

Read the Rest: Heaviest Element Known to Science Discovered

Posted on January 11, 2010 06:10 PM

I looked it at the photo below and I have to write,...unbelievable...
Even though this is shocking to see (please do not let children see this) - scroll down to view the photo of a woman with the two biggest boobs I have ever seen....

Read the Rest: Woman With the Biggest Boobs in history

Posted on November 11, 2009 11:37 PM

One of the most important parts of debugging a software program is to test the limits of input. Making sure the program doesn't crash if you enter zero or one million instead of your real age; that is, testing for the limits of input at the extremes.

Read the Rest: Testing For Extreme Conditions

Posted on August 17, 2009 04:17 PM

There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:

Read the Rest: The Best Blonde Joke Ever

Posted on July 23, 2009 11:24 AM

I know how it must feel to lose a child, even if you have 25 others. But you have to look on the bright side: you're still alive and there are still dozens of little Bin Ladens running around.

Read the Rest: My Condolences to Osama Bin Laden

Posted on June 16, 2009 02:15 AM

Jodie Marsh with her supersized 32GG implants

On 9 September 1850, California became a state. The people had no electricity. The state had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets.

Read the Rest: California 159 Years Ago

Posted on May 18, 2009 09:40 PM

Before you continue reading, I must warn my dear reader that because of the cheap manufacturing process used in making the chairs there is a graphic and unpleasant image of what happened to a particular person's body because of the manufacturing defect. Do not continue if you are the slight bit squeamish.

Read the Rest: Warning Do Not Buy Walmart Chairs

Posted on May 1, 2009 06:16 PM

This is also my suggestion for replacing waterboarding as a US torture technique. Force terrorist suspects to lick a pig snout unless they give us the information. I know, I know, it is much too cruel to contemplate using, after all we wouldn't want Muslims in retaliation to force American soldiers to smell Scarlett Johansson's underwear, would we?

Read the Rest: Possible Cause of Swine Flu

Posted on March 23, 2009 07:07 PM

lucky guy wins lotto - finds love of his life

Can you believe it? This guy wins $181 million in the lottery on a Wednesday, and then finds the love of his life just 2 days later.

Read the Rest: An incredible story of luck, love and inspiration

Posted on February 7, 2009 01:36 AM

business sign: We'd Rather do business with 1000 Muslims than with a single Jew

Here is a sign above a shop in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. One would think that after 9/11, after tens of thousands of Muslim attacks in the word that statements like this would not be tolerated by the local citizenry. The minimum we should expect is some sort mobilization by the Jewish Anti-defamation league against this store owner.

Read the Rest: We Prefer 1000 Arab Terrorists than deal with a single Jew

Posted on January 21, 2009 12:01 PM

I originally thought that passengers should get $10,000 each for being involved in the crash, but US Airways has sent $5,000 to each passenger involved in the New York plane crash after admitting it could be months before they get their luggage back [UK Telegraph].

Read the Rest: Plane crash in New York was no accident

Posted on December 22, 2008 02:06 PM

In a previous article I illustrated graphically how a woman's brain works, Mark Gungor (Website: Laugh Your Way to a Better Marriage) explains in humorous detail how Men's and Women's brains are different in this stand up routine on YouTube video:

Read the Rest: The Difference Between a Man`s and a Woman`s Brain

Posted on December 8, 2008 01:04 PM

Well dear readers, it has been one helluva ride but the time has come to move on and do what's right. This may be my last post for some time. This will come as a shock to some of you, but I have made the decision to leave home for a complete year effective this Saturday, 13 Dec 2008. You all know what I think about illegal immigrants and Obama winning the election.

Read the Rest: I am Leaving for a Few Months - Perhaps Forever

Posted on November 22, 2008 07:21 PM

My tax attorney just emailed me this interesting news: because Obama wants every American to get his fair share of the wealth of this country, his first Executive Order will be to the IRS to send every US taxpayer a new "Spread the Wealth" pencil sharpener. This is to help taxpayers to know exactly how much they will need to spread to comply with the new 2008 IRS tax forms. So be watching' in your mail box!