-Muslim Jokes from Planck's Constant Archives

Posted on February 2, 2012 10:14 PM

Recent cases against comedians and actors have raised concerns that Islamists who dominate the new Egyptian parliament will try to stifle freedom of expression.

Read the Rest: Muslims Need to Take a Pill

Posted on January 24, 2012 11:16 PM

Muslims praying at London’s City University

Muslim thugs have stormed the streets of London and are shooting anyone with a British passport.

Read the Rest: Muslim Terror Tonight in the Streets Of London

Posted on January 11, 2012 01:32 PM

In the past decade Muslims have built more than a thousand new mosques in France while the Roman Catholic Church in France has built only 20 new churches.

Read the Rest: Little Ahmed Becomes A Frenchman

Posted on January 4, 2012 11:12 PM

One liberal guy said that it was people like me that made him want to leave this country and live in multicultural Europe.

Read the Rest: A Muslim, A Liberal, and I Find a Lamp

Posted on November 14, 2011 11:40 PM

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim are all walking through the country and stop at a farmer's house to see if they could sleep there for the night.

Read the Rest: A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim Stop at a Farm

Posted on October 6, 2011 11:00 PM

It is time again to offend hundreds of millions of followers of the most barbaric cult in the world. Here for your reading pleasure are a few jokes sure to offend most Muslim Arabs.

Read the Rest: Insulting Muslim Arab Jokes

Posted on September 23, 2011 08:58 AM

Time travel is actually possible: If you want to know how they lived in the Arabian peninsula more than 1400 years ago you merely need to visit any present-day Islamic country.

Read the Rest: No Laughing Matter - Muslims have Gelotophobia

Posted on September 20, 2011 10:09 AM

I had an argument with a friend the other day who expressed the sentiment that every Muslim he's ever met had no sense of humor, and worse, had a stick up his ass. I disagreed

Read the Rest: Two Muslim Terrorists Are In A Locker Room

Posted on September 18, 2011 06:20 PM

Because there are no mosques in Venice , the Government has allowed the Italian Muslims to pray in the streets as they do in France.

Read the Rest: Venetians Know How to Treat Muslims

Posted on September 8, 2011 11:10 PM

One of the great joys of youth is laughing at fart noises. The variety of flatulent music is endless: wet raspberries, horn-toots, bladder-poofs and all manner of philharmonic flute sounds.

Read the Rest: What Makes Muslims Laugh

Posted on August 21, 2011 05:36 PM

Reader D.V. emailed me this photo of the new tattoo women get in Europe to protect themselves from Muslim men.

Read the Rest: Tattoo to Protect Women from Muslim Men

Posted on August 11, 2011 10:49 PM

Scientists have warned that more than 200 million Muslims could die as a result of global warming.

Read the Rest: Global Warming Could be a Good Thing

Posted on August 10, 2011 10:12 PM

Have you heard, they had a look-a-like contest in Pakistan?

Read the Rest: Look-a-like Contest in Pakistan

Posted on July 18, 2011 10:12 PM

vehicle crashing into the Glasgow Airport's Terminal One building

Back in June of 2007 I wrote an article about two Muslims who drove a Jeep Cherokee loaded with propane canisters into the glass doors of the Glasgow International Airport terminal and set it ablaze.

Read the Rest: Two Pakis in a Jeep

Posted on July 13, 2011 10:59 PM

Rahim is a little Pakistani orphan who walks 5 miles to school each day. With your help of just 2 pennies a month, we can buy a whip and make the lazy bastard run!

Read the Rest: The Most Offensive Muslim Jokes Ever

Posted on July 12, 2011 01:44 PM

In the Hadiths the Prophet Muhammad gave the believers a final choice of an open sex market in heaven where there will be no limit of the number of sexual partners

It is a sad thing indeed that Muslims believe that killing infidels will earn them an eternity of sensual delights in the world to come.

Read the Rest: Can Muslims Enter Heaven?

Posted on July 1, 2011 03:21 PM

EU Rules Terrorists’ Families Must Have Welfare Benefits Reinstated

Before you object that a Muslim is forbidden to consume alcohol, allow me to inform you that Muslims have no problem drinking and whoring around.

Read the Rest: The Irishman, The Italian and The Muslim in a Bar

Posted on June 28, 2011 10:56 PM

Doctor Ahmed had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.

Read the Rest: Ahmed the Doctor Betrays Patient Trust

Posted on June 27, 2011 11:15 PM

Q: What's the best thing about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower?

A: If you pull her hair back she looks only 6.

Read the Rest: These are Not Funny Muslim Jokes

Posted on June 20, 2011 08:04 PM

Fashion rules: An Iranian official shows pictures of hairstyles authorised by the Ministry of Guidance at an official hairdressing show in the capital Tehran

Here for your enjoyment is a very short story that reveals a truth about the nature of Muslims living in civilized countries. And to be fair, not all Muslims, just most of them.

Read the Rest: The Muslim and the Haircut

Posted on June 13, 2011 10:59 PM

The people in Siwa believe that being buried in the sand during the hottest time of the day is a therapeutic treatment

When I started blogging in 2006 there were very few Muslim jokes of any kind on the Internet and as for truly offensive Muslim jokes there were none at all. I attempted to rectify this scarcity by collecting the few that did exist while adding as many new ones that I could by adapting other ethnic humor and converting them into appropriate Muslim ones.

Read the Rest: Gross Muslim Jokes

Posted on June 8, 2011 11:31 PM

One of my earliest memories is the train ride from Poland to Germany when I was 3 years old. I recall vividly that it was very late at night and some of the travelers in the car were trying to figure out how to turn off the light in the ceiling because they wanted to go to sleep.

Read the Rest: The Rabbi, The Mullah and the Nun

Posted on April 25, 2011 08:46 PM

Some of my readers may recall this story: a Muslim cleric in Saudi Arabia has deemed the Niqab, which exposes two eyes to be too attractive and has decreed that Muslim women should wear a veil which exposes only one eye.

Read the Rest: How to Make Guide Dogs Halal for Blind Muslims

Posted on April 16, 2011 11:29 PM

For my Muslim readers, please be advised that if you cannot take the mocking of your religion, the Holy Quran, your beloved prophet or Allah, then I suggest you stop right now. Any further reading will only make you angry and vengeful.