Posted on July 18, 2011 10:12 PM

Back in June of 2007 I wrote an article about two Muslims who drove a Jeep Cherokee loaded with propane canisters into the glass doors of the Glasgow International Airport terminal and set it ablaze.
Posted on November 20, 2006 07:58 PM

Bag of popcorn to eat on Friday night.... $3.49 Bottle of Coke to wash down the popcorn.....$1.09 MySpace account........Free Meeting the girl of your dreams on MySpace Friday night and having your KIDS point out her defect.....PRICELESS...
Posted on October 13, 2006 02:24 PM

I paid a Mexican immigrant 50 bucks (along with a $100 deposit) to get on line early and wait a few hours at a game store to pre-order Sony's PlayStation 3.
Posted on September 21, 2006 02:02 PM

Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table and next to them, a single red rose!
Posted on August 20, 2006 12:45 PM

Bus fare to anti-war protest rally - $0.50
Paint and canvas protest signs - $32.00
Asking Bernie at plancksconstant.org to translate your anti-American slogans – Priceless.
Posted on August 1, 2006 12:23 PM

If you are almost anywhere in the US while reading this it is probably very, very hot. In that spirit I offer a really hot photo of South Beach Thong.
Posted on June 29, 2006 08:15 PM

New sunglasses? $100
Matching outfit? $200
Nike Endorsements? $10,000,000
Having a "special place" to hold your putter?... Priceless!