-Thursday Thirteen from Planck's Constant Archives

Posted on January 19, 2012 10:59 PM

Mohammed never said, "Do not draw images of naked women." But he also did not say, "Do not stick your penis into any of your goats."

Read the Rest: 13 Images of Islamic Erotica

Posted on December 22, 2011 11:51 PM

Detroit was once a vibrant and beautiful city. Here is what it looks like today after unions destroyed its automotive industry.

Read the Rest: 13 Images of a Destroyed Detroit

Posted on November 4, 2011 10:55 PM

Mel Blanc's headstone at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery in Southern California.

Mel Blanc first achieved fame providing comical voices for radio programs to include The Jack Benny Program, Burns and Allen, and The Abbott and Costello Show. He found his true calling, though, as the voice of scores of cartoon characters during the golden years of American animation.

Read the Rest: What to Write on My Tombstone

Posted on October 6, 2011 11:00 PM

It is time again to offend hundreds of millions of followers of the most barbaric cult in the world. Here for your reading pleasure are a few jokes sure to offend most Muslim Arabs.

Read the Rest: Insulting Muslim Arab Jokes

Posted on June 23, 2011 11:09 PM

Dennis Gabor was a British-Hungarian electrical engineer who invented holography, for which he received the 1971 Nobel Prize in Physics.

Read the Rest: 13 Hungarian Nobel Prize Laureates

Posted on June 16, 2011 10:01 PM

In its annual America’s Favorite Cities survey, readers of Travel + Leisure were asked to pick the dirtiest cities in the country.

Read the Rest: The 13 Dirtiest Cities in America

Posted on May 26, 2011 09:43 PM

Indonesia: Thirty Christian churches in the world’s largest Muslim nation have been burned down, attacked, or threatened with being closed by authorities, according to Theophilus Bela, the Catholic president of the Jakarta Christian Communication Forum.

Read the Rest: The 13 Worst Countries for Christian Persecution

Posted on May 12, 2011 09:32 PM

This toilet holder is especially useful when annoying relatives or guests come over. It's a wooden toilet paper puzzle that you install over the toilet paper roll...

Read the Rest: 13 Crazy Toilet Paper Holders

Posted on April 21, 2011 10:29 PM

In many of my articles I have warned my readers to avoid travel to Muslim countries because of the higher crime rates, the likelihood of rape or sexual attack on infidel women ...

Read the Rest: 13 Most Dangerous Countries in the World

Posted on March 31, 2011 06:16 PM

The Chinese deal in two kinds of knock-offs. The counterfeit, which looks like a real name brand product, but merely has a fraudulent label sewn on to appear genuine and Shanzhai, which almost look and sound close to a real name brand.

Read the Rest: 13 Shanzhai Sound-Alike Fakes

Posted on December 16, 2010 05:45 PM

So for the more serious readers of my blog I have taken the top 13 News & Politics Videos of 2010 for your viewing pleasure

Read the Rest: Top 13 News and Politics YouTube Videos of 2010

Posted on November 4, 2010 04:58 PM

Reel Bad Arabs: How Hollywood Vilifies a People

Hollywood's only fault is being too accurate and too truthful in regard to how it depicts Arabs and Muslims. It reminds me of reading that many Arabs and Muslims complain when newspapers and TV shows label Muslims who commit terror acts as "Muslim Terrorists." These whiners are addressing the wrong audience. They should not be complaining to those who report the news, they should complaining to those who make the news.

Read the Rest: Reel Bad Arabs - Conclusion

Posted on October 28, 2010 05:41 PM

It is also interesting to note that Muslims (especially those in Pakistan lead the world in searches for sex-related content and so for this reason, as is my custom from time to time, I post articles with hot and spicy honeypot keywords to entice more Muslim viewers to my blog.

Read the Rest: 13 Naked Pumpkin Babes For My Muslim Readers

Posted on October 21, 2010 05:01 PM

Now some of you may wonder why a Muslim would find a cameltoe more exciting than a photo of a naked woman. Here's the reason: a cameltoe resembles the forefoot of a camel - and as readers of my blog know, Muslims get very excited over the beauty of camels.

Read the Rest: 13 Cameltoe Photos

Posted on July 29, 2010 11:27 PM

Myths and Facts: A Guide to the Arab-Israeli Conflict

For over 3,300 years, Jerusalem has been the Jewish capital. Jerusalem has never been the capital of any Arab or Muslim entity. Even when the Jordanians occupied Jerusalem, they never sought to make it their capital, and Arab leaders did not come to visit.

Read the Rest: 13 Things About Israel

Posted on April 15, 2010 05:58 PM

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The past decade has seen an explosion (no pun intended) of Muslim immigrants to the Western World. Sadly, the cultural divide between Muslims and infidels sometimes leads to misunderstandings and even violence.

Read the Rest: 13 Weird and Wacky Signs for Muslims

Posted on April 8, 2010 09:39 PM

The Easter Break will be ending for many students who will be returning to school next week, some of whom are Muslim; so as a public service I thought I would offer a list of suggested books for them to read.

Read the Rest: More Back to School Books for Muslims

Posted on April 1, 2010 09:54 PM

But just because Canada is a semi-fascist state that freedom-loving people would have trouble living in does not mean that the country is without any redeeming values.

Read the Rest: 13 Sexy Canadian Actresses

Posted on February 11, 2010 06:42 PM

Every year at this time I'm often asked, "Are there 13 signs that my lover is the perfect woman with the perfect attitude and deserving of a Valentine Gift?"

Read the Rest: Does She Deserve a Valentine Gift?

Posted on February 4, 2010 03:34 PM

When the only item of clothing on your upper body is a levitating pink mesh cap at 52 degree tilt, you're a huge sack of existential douchebaggery

When the human species lived in caves there were very few rules of etiquette. You could let loose a flaming fart, sneeze directly into your cavemate's face, pick cooties out of your hair, or even extricate a large booger from your nose and pop it into your mouth; no one would complain.

Read the Rest: 13 Violations of Public Etiquette

Posted on January 7, 2010 05:28 PM

When the Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to Barack Obama, he became the third African American to win the Nobel Peace Prize, the fourth African American to win a Nobel Prize, the eighth black person to receive the Peace Prize, the twelfth black person to receive the Nobel Prize, and the fourth President to receive the Peace Prize [Theodore Roosevelt (1905), Woodrow Wilson (1919), Jimmy Carter, Jr. (2002)].

Read the Rest: 13 Black Nobel Prize Laureates

Posted on December 10, 2009 12:06 AM

Want to present your child with an unusual, one-of-a-kind gift that his friends will oooh and aaah over? Then check out my list: The 13 Hardest Toys to Find this Christmas. And they are hard to find, not because every Tom, Dick, and Mohammed is out there buying it, but because hardly anyone stocks them.

Read the Rest: 13 Hardest Toys to Find this Christmas

Posted on July 30, 2009 06:13 PM

Some of my readers might know that Harvard Prof Henry Louis Gates Jr wrote a book entitled "Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Black Man". What some of you may not know is that Gates also wrote a handy guide specifically for blacks on how to talk to cops.