You know something is wrong in this country when even our presidential candidates hate our country; here's Barack Obama who doesn't have the decency to honor our flag during the singing of our National Anthem

Read the Rest:  How to please your wife with common garden tools

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Here are some modern day celebrities that have some resemblance to my photo from 1964

Read the Rest:  Death in the Family

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Sadly, I do not have the balls of Jack Sparrow to let you see me in pirate gear and garb. Perhaps when I'm laid to rest I'll release those photos. Not because a pirate outfit makes me look silly; rather because it makes me look like a bloodthirsty, barbaric, savage Muslim buccaneer.

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Lightening knocked out the Internet connection at the Disney Yacht and Beach Club last night.

Read the Rest:  In Disneyland

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