-Obama from Planck's Constant Archives

Posted on January 30, 2012 11:51 PM

Food stamp enrollment is on the rise. Last year, the numbers had reached nearly 46 million individuals and 21 million households on the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP).

Read the Rest: How Do You Starve An Obama Supporter?

Posted on December 28, 2011 10:47 PM

There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad .

Read the Rest: Change Your Underwear Often

Posted on December 9, 2011 11:55 PM

Why is it that the same morons who want to outlaw abortion also want to make it impossible for teens to be properly informed about contraception or to obtain contraceptives?

Read the Rest: Abstinence Only Sex Education Is A Failure

Posted on December 7, 2011 07:56 PM

Rod Blagojevich, former governor of Illinois, waves to the media while arriving home after sentencing in Chicago on Dec. 7, 2011

Read the Rest: A Warning to Obama

Posted on November 29, 2011 11:43 PM

What would Barack Hussein Obama Jr.'s presidential library look like and what would they archive in it?

Read the Rest: The Obama Presidential Library

Posted on September 9, 2011 09:38 PM

Egyptians protest outside the Israeli embassy in Cairo after tearing down a concrete protection wall nearby

A mob of Muslims stormed the building housing the Israeli embassy in Cairo today while the military government turned a blind eye.

Read the Rest: Egyptians Enjoying Arab Spring

Posted on August 8, 2011 08:42 AM

Socialist Poster In Russia Says That Under Capitalism The Exploiters Get The Income But Under Socialism The Workers Get The Income. Actually it's the reverse.

Read the Rest: Obama Makes Rich People Even More Rich

Posted on June 1, 2011 10:49 PM

I received the following email from a reader which illustrates perfectly the English phrase: "What Goes Around... Comes Around." I wish it were actually a true letter sent to our arrogant and inept President.

Read the Rest: What If Hawaii Were not a State?

Posted on May 2, 2011 07:55 PM

I have been very critical of President Obama In more than 90 articles. But right is right and today it is proper and right to say "Thank You Mr. President, you have made all America proud." I hope the death of Osama Bin Laden will finally give some small measure of peace to the families...

Read the Rest: Thank You President Obama

Posted on April 10, 2011 09:21 PM

While the original Grimm Brothers version is a fairy tale, what you are about to read is so true and accurate that chills will run up and down your spine.

Read the Rest: Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs & Obama

Posted on March 28, 2011 11:46 PM

Forgive me if I gave the impression that the destruction of our economy will be due to his complete and utter incompetence; although he's all that; but what will kill our economy is his ideology. He is an anti-American, anti-Capitalist, anti-individualist communist.

Read the Rest: What Is Obama Doing Wrong?

Posted on March 27, 2011 07:57 PM

Since my article announcing I was voting for Obama, gold has almost doubled in price ($883 to $1430 an ounce), while silver has more than doubled in price (from 18 to 37 bucks an ounce). Way to go Obama. Whatever you're doing, keep on doing it.

Read the Rest: Obama Is Awesome

Posted on January 9, 2011 09:34 PM

flowers outside the office of U.S. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords

Had Obama not pushed for the worst piece of legislation in American history, meant only to take away our freedoms under the guise of health care, then there would have been no anger over Obamacare - if that is indeed one of the issues that sparked the shootings.

Read the Rest: Obama Responsible for Giffords Shooting in Arizona

Posted on January 4, 2011 10:59 AM

artist Shark Toof graffiti of Obama-Frankenstein

Although the following first three statements by doctors are not to be taken seriously, the last statement however is no joke and actually occurred in real life. It is a cautionary tale of what can happen when medical procedures go agley.

Read the Rest: How Obama Got His Job

Posted on December 24, 2010 11:37 PM

Obama has been very good to me this Christmas season. When I wrote in June of 2008 that if elected, President Barack H. Obama will make me Rich, gold was trading at $883.50 an ounce.

Read the Rest: President Obama Gives Me a Christmas Present

Posted on December 1, 2010 03:56 PM

Congress today announced that the office of President of the United States of America will be outsourced to India as of March 1, 2001.

Read the Rest: Congress Votes to Outsource Presidency

Posted on November 25, 2010 02:22 PM

If you are an overtaxed, over-regulated, and over-worked self-employed poor shlub, then you can rejoice that Obama and his minions will find it difficult to pass any more legislation aimed at destroying your business.

Read the Rest: Gridlock good for Turkeys and Canada

Posted on October 20, 2010 08:17 PM

who needs big tits if you have an ass like this

Let me apologize to my female readers, some of whom may not enjoy being exposed to vulgarity. But in my defense I I did clean up the title a bit. I am not purposely displaying photos of women with callipygian assets (no pun intended) just to titillate (no pun intended) my readers but to make a political statement that needs to be broadly (no pun intended) bruited about.

Read the Rest: Who Needs Big Boobs if You Have an Ass Like This?

Posted on October 18, 2010 02:04 PM

One of the enduring myths of the Great Depression is that FDR helped to end it. The truth is, FDR was an idiot who had no understanding of Capitalism and instead of ending the depression he prolonged it with a disastrous monetary contraction policy and failed socialist programs. If not for WWII, we would have been locked into a permanent depression for decades more.

Read the Rest: Obama is Just Like Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Posted on August 29, 2010 02:37 PM

Regular reader B.W. sent me an email joke which has nothing to do with Obama, but I immediately recognized that it applied to his chances for re-election in 2012.

Read the Rest: Why Obama Will Not Be Re-Elected

Posted on August 25, 2010 01:17 PM

This is precisely why I voted for an incompetent, imbecile socialist who has no clue how the American economy really works. Thanks to Obama gold is more than $1200 per ounce, and if he carries through on all his policies I expect it to go to $2400 per ounce. I voted for Obama because I own gold and he will make me rich. For those who voted for him expecting hope and change, don't you feel foolish now?

Read the Rest: Obama in One Year Outspends Eight Years of Bush

Posted on August 24, 2010 09:37 PM

I do not like this 'YES, WE CAN.'
I do not like this spending spree,
I'm smart, I know that nothing's free.
I do not like your smug replies,
when I complain about your lies.

Read the Rest: I do not like this Uncle Sam

Posted on August 23, 2010 01:11 PM

The majority of Americans do not want his Health Care bill. President Obama doesn't care what we want.
This is the most "Me the President" we have ever elected.

Read the Rest: It is We the People Not Me the President

Posted on August 17, 2010 03:45 PM

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad ordered atomic scientists in Iran to begin enriching their current stockpile of uranium from levels of 3.5% purity, to 20% purity

It seems Obama is just as misinformed as most Americans about who we were hosting at a dinner 200 years ago. Obama wants us to believe that Sidi Soliman Mellimelli from Tunisia was the first Muslim ambassador to the United States. No, he was here to get blood money for the release of American sailors captured by Muslim pirates and to negotiate for restitution for Tunisian vessels the US captured for trying to run our blockade of Tripoli.