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Posted on November 30, 2010 08:44 PM

Even though these were not specifically designed for TSA agents, this does not mean they will not enjoy viewing the following images. In addition, as a treat for my Muslim readers who are in the medical trade, let me assure you that you will find equal pleasure in the knowledge that the models used in these X-rays are juicy infidel whores ripe for rape and torture.

Read the Rest: Miss TSA 2011 Calendar

Posted on March 21, 2010 06:09 PM

I am not a boat person, I don't mind cruises, however I could never take being on the sea for more than a week.

Notwithstanding that, if I were forced to buy a boat, I wouldn't mind owning the Wally-Hermes Yacht pictured above. The yacht covers an area of 3400 square meters (roughly the size of a 36 apartment building).

Read the Rest: I Gotta Buy this Yacht

Posted on March 8, 2010 07:10 PM

For a long time I believed that Muslims were the masters on dissembling the evil of their religion and that no one could approach them. But now I discover that a German company is a close second in the fine art of deception.

Read the Rest: What Is In Your Garage

Posted on March 2, 2010 11:37 PM

They say there are more mentally ill people walking the streets of New York than any other city in the country. I am excluding for the moment Democrats who I consider high functioning retarded. I have read that women have an even higher rate of mental health problems than men.

Read the Rest: Only in New York

Posted on February 14, 2010 11:08 PM

Similarly, despite centuries of evidence that Islam is a political system bent on world domination with no tolerance for real religions, there still exist today dhimmis, appeasers, and liberal idiots who believe that Islam is a religion.

Read the Rest: A duck`s quack doesn`t echo and no one knows why

Posted on February 10, 2010 10:23 PM

A reader of mine forwarded this to me from the Russian forum Kamorka (garret). But before I show it to you, tell me what your first thought is upon looking in the rearview mirror. Did some beautiful, callimammarous young woman sneak into the back seat of your car?

Read the Rest: What Do I See in my Rearview Mirror?

Posted on January 21, 2010 09:06 PM

How embarrassing. Russia, a one-time super-power is so nearly bankrupt that it cannot even offer scant humanitarian relief to Haiti. The Russians could be honest and just admit that they cannot afford to help in Haiti. But that is not what they decided to do. Instead, they blame America.

Read the Rest: Russia Says US Troops Occupy Haiti

Posted on November 20, 2009 03:42 PM

Elona Strangled on Back Chair: Marina Pia’s Original photo-gallery

This is no joke: A British man who said he strangled his wife during a nightmare about fighting off an intruder has been found not guilty in her death

Read the Rest: Man Cleared of Strangling Wife during Nightmare

Posted on October 15, 2009 10:38 PM

I just came out of the Holland Tunnel on my way to work in lower Manhattan when I spied this car loaded up like a gypsy camp ahead of me.

Read the Rest: Courage in Moving

Posted on September 10, 2009 12:36 PM

Actually I'm not asking. I know the answer, or I should say, I know the answers. One answer, the simple one of course, is that there are a little over 13.2 million Jews in the world or roughly (and ironically) 6 million less than there were in 1939.

Read the Rest: How Many Jews Are There in the Universe?

Posted on May 19, 2009 05:10 PM

Take a close look at the two panties. OK, don't look too close. The Full-Cut Cotton Brief on the left sells for about five bucks. The Kimberly Bikini Panty on the right with 5 times less material goes for $28.00. It seems that there is an inverse size rule regarding women's panties, the less material, the more expensive.

Read the Rest: The Inverse Size Rule on Panties

Posted on May 1, 2009 12:52 PM

There occurs once every billion seconds of my life a few minutes when I have absolutely nothing to do. Before you hit the calculator, 1 billion seconds is a little over 31 years. And so it was that a few days ago, for the second time in my life, I encountered such a few minutes in which I had absolutely nothing to do. I'm a devil at keeping my brain occupied and I recall coming upon this website based on the Ragdoll's PBS Boohbah television show. The site has no purpose in life other than to keep a person occupied to no good purpose with various boohbah noises and myriad kaleidoscopic patterns.

Read the Rest: When You Have Absolutely Nothing to Do

Posted on October 9, 2008 12:37 AM

During the Presidential debates some of my readers probably noticed that Obama and McCain are both left-handed thus ensuring that the next President of the US will be a Southpaw.
In case you are wondering why Angelina Jolie is at the top of this post, she's a lefty which is of course the only reason I pasted her up there.

Read the Rest: The Next President will be left-handed

Posted on April 25, 2008 09:48 PM

Am I missing something? Whenever I need frozen sperm I simply put my own in the freezer; why steal the cow when you can milk yourself? I know, I mangled the original aphorism.

Read the Rest: Indian man held for stealing frozen sperm

Posted on September 12, 2007 03:11 PM

Whenever I see anti-War rallies there are always a number of whackjobs holding up signs that are so violent as to border on inciting to riot.

Read the Rest: WARNING - Being Anti-War can make you a killer

Posted on August 21, 2007 11:38 AM

$1500 fine if you don't clean up your dog's poo!

The fine for not scooping your dog's poop in Hong Kong is $1500.00.

Read the Rest: When Bank Robbers dont get sh*t

Posted on July 2, 2007 04:47 PM

one must not overlook the savings of buying a Mexican virgin right here in the US and avoiding all the expenses of traveling abroad. Mexico is the number one center for the supply of young children to North America.

Read the Rest: The Price of Virginity

Posted on June 14, 2007 10:04 AM

Roy L. Pearson, who filed a $67 million lawsuit against the dry cleaning business that lost his pants, has lowered his demand. Now, he's asking for only $54 million, according to a May 30 court filing in D.C. Superior Court.

Read the Rest: Roy L Pearson Update

Posted on June 13, 2007 05:14 PM

There are three things for which man has been searching for thousands of years: #1) The elixir of life: a drink that grants eternal life or eternal youth to those who imbibe it. #2) The philosopher's stone, in Latin lapis philosophorum, which could turn inexpensive metals such as lead into gold.

Read the Rest: How to get a never ending happy ending

Posted on February 22, 2007 02:22 PM

Tomorrow the movie The Number 23 opens. In honor of that here are 13 things 23:

Read the Rest: 23

Posted on January 2, 2007 05:04 PM

Here's an experiment: Click on this image - but don't look at it yet. First, take a big swig of vodka, spin around quickly 10 times, then stare at the image for about 20 seconds. You should immediately vomit and then pass out.

Read the Rest: Eye Tests for Men

Posted on November 30, 2006 04:40 PM

I'm not a UFO whacko, but what you are about to read actually happened, every word is true. This is not a joke, nor am I pulling your leg.

Read the Rest: The Day Aliens Abducted my Brother

Posted on October 5, 2006 04:55 PM

Take this Test:
At the end of this message, you are asked a question.
Answer it immediately. Don't stop and think about it.

Read the Rest: Creepy Test 2% or 98%

Posted on September 5, 2006 08:17 AM

OK, this is how it works in America: first comes the technology, then the sex industry moves in and helps spread the technology through their marketing and advertising. We have seen it with video tapes and then the Internet. Will sex robots be the next big thing in the sex industry?